Amazonian Apocalypse

Now I could write about a product that actually would be extremely helpful to survive the apocalypse, but where’s the fun in that! I’m going to find some extremely random item that has no use post-apocalyptic era and argue a use for it. Here it goes:

This Dr. Martens Unisex 2976 Crazy Horse Chelsea Boot sells for $150 USD. It is extremely useful in the event of an apocalyptic event on the planet Earth. While you can wear this singular boot in cold or warm weather (other boot in pair not included), you can use it like a chancla to beat those pesky mutated creatures that are horrifying to look at out of your sight. This boot has an all around apocalyptic purpose as it is even unisex! 10/10 would recommend to any person who is currently being slowly killed by radioactive poisoning. Enjoy this product to the fullest extent by causing an apocalypse in your area. 5 stars.